How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month