How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.