How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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Who's there! Beryl! Beryl who?

Beryl of beer!

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

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Yosemite!

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!