Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Opportunity Jokes More Opportunity Jokes

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.