What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

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What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.