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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!