What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!