What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

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Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.