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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!