A snowfake.
He felt his presents.
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
It would've just been "mas".
Noels
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Betty White.
Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us
Quit being nosey.
They both have Sandy Claws.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Christmas, Carl
Your T.V.
Cancer.
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
The Rice-child was born.
Secret Satan.
YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!
With a Nine Inch Nail.
Hypothermia.
Elf and safety
Because they Marry Christmas!
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
I can see!
One brightly shines...
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Because there is no Turkey
He was de-lighted.
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
A Headphone
Because he was on the nautilust.
A family.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
A Pull-it-surprise!
A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.
He made them Batman.
Cold turkey
It's Christmas, Eve!
There is noel
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
Lonely.
Let's hang.
Getting a N64 now
Slanta Claus.
Fleas Navidad
Because he's a bad wrapper
Shorts!
All I want for Christmas is yeux
Police Navidad.
Because his bread was stollen!!!
Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!
Christmas in July
He was knotty.
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
I need some for tonight.
It's Christmas, Eve.
They Duckerate cookies....lol...
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jungle Bells
No L
Presence.
Very, very hungry.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
WRAP MUSIC!
Your bicycle.
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
Nothing - he'll just return it!
Cancer
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
A Merry Christmas to ewe
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
A cold.
Turkey, apparently.
Michael google.
Your teeth!
A Christmas-Quacker!
Fleece Navidad!
Gifs.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
It was wound up already.
Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
They are both santa clauses.
Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!
There's Noel.
He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*
A ladder in her stocking!
A phantomime!
So they can unwrap something for Christmas!
Scary Christmas!
They know how to raise the roof.
Women!
Hard work and dedication.
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
He wanted to work overtime.
Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
The first grade.
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
