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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.