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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.