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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Where is the 'L' in Christmas?

There is noel

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.