What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Bye Son (Bison)

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey