Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?

Hop in!

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.