Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.