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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.