Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.