Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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He just got laid by some chick!
You can hide your own Easter eggs.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
With Easter eggs.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
He was hopped up on Easter eggs.
Fry-days.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
These are nacho-nachos.
By trying to jump rope.
Sir, you dropped your receipt!
They both get better when you drop the "base".
It takes four years to get an election.
Pardon me.
Explaining his wife.
ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me
With Easter Eggs!
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Cis-tem of a Down
A raceist
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
