He just got laid by some chick!
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
With Easter eggs.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
He was hopped up on Easter eggs.
Fry-days.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
To get to the otherside!
You're always meeting new people.
Cross your legs
Hare spray.
When you sniff paint, you get high
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
Hot cross bunnies.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Because it was a little chicken.
Because it was a little chicken on the inside.
An American police officer.
