He just got laid by some chick!
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
With Easter eggs.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
He was hopped up on Easter eggs.
Fry-days.
When you sniff paint, you get high
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
A runny bunny.
Because it was a little chicken.
It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
Because it was a little chicken on the inside.
There's twenty of them.
There are 20 of them.
Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister
Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!
