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Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

The vegetable garden.

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.