Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said