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Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men