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Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

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How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend