Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

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Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

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Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend