Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
Turn off the Playstation.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Because they can spell it.
Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.
Algorithm.
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
They were trying to start a business.
Cracker Barrel.
The pet store
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
