Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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To meet chicks.

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Who run da world?

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Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

Skeleton Crew Jokes More Skeleton Crew Jokes

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.