Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

Necromancer Jokes More Necromancer Jokes

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Skeleton Crew Jokes More Skeleton Crew Jokes

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.