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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Necromancer Jokes More Necromancer Jokes

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Skeleton Crew Jokes More Skeleton Crew Jokes

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.