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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Necromancer Jokes More Necromancer Jokes

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Skeleton Crew Jokes More Skeleton Crew Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.