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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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They had no Qin

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Causal fridays.

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They lived hoppily ever after!

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I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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All of its servers were busy

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The L'Hyatt

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.