What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

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The Swallow.

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An extractor fan

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.