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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.