Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Why did the Scarecrow get a raise?

He was outstanding in his field!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

Hickey Jokes More Hickey Jokes

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....