Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

Hickey Jokes More Hickey Jokes

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses