Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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Thanks I needed that.

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Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

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What did the orphan poker player say?

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Raise the woof!

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

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What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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