Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!