Strike Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

He was striking a happy medium.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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