In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
When hunger strikes.
He was conducting.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Neck-romance-y.
Au, yeah!
They are the path of leaf resistance.
Because it was a fowl.
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
One strike, and they're out.
They went on strike!
They'd form pigget lines.
A thought.
The elevator men are on strike!
He was an excellent conductor
Thanks I needed that.
A picket fence.
Pick it! (Picket)
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
They wanted a better celery!
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Damn it!
Time to get it fixed.
Tuesday.
Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
He was a good conductor.
Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Removed
He could not get past the tree!
A palm tree!
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Did they release a GTA Go
In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.
It's a perfect 5/7.
Thats nuts
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
An Aristotalitarian Regime.
They found traces of Mercury in him.
