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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."