Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

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Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

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What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner