How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

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How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.