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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

At&T Jokes More At&T Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why doesn't Lilly from AT&T commercials show any cleavage?

Because AT&T has the best coverage

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.