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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

At&T Jokes More At&T Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.