Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the horse order at the bar?

Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

At&T Jokes More At&T Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.