Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.