Ireland: More bars in more places
You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
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Because it's capital is always Dublin.
Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!