How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.