How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

Previous Random Joke Next

Nyc Jokes More Nyc Jokes

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

Square Foot Jokes More Square Foot Jokes

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.