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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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Nyc Jokes More Nyc Jokes

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Square Foot Jokes More Square Foot Jokes

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.