How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.