How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.