If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Harlem Shake.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
The green cabs haven't ripened yet.
Tire-less
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
A Ford F-tree-fiddy
Virgin Mobile
Wait until it ripens.
Oh, gosh!
When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.
Ja-scusi.
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick
Because its horn doesn't work.
A mountain gloat.