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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Carlos Jokes More Carlos Jokes

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.