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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.