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2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.