What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

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Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.