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What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.