What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

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What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Brit Jokes More Brit Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

200 Mile Jokes More 200 Mile Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.