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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

American Jokes More American Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Brit Jokes More Brit Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What do Brits call a fleshlight?

A blowtorch.

200 Mile Jokes More 200 Mile Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.