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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

American Jokes More American Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

200 Mile Jokes More 200 Mile Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.