What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an American communist?

Manifesto Destiny

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

Because it said "CONCENTRATE"

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

200 Mile Jokes More 200 Mile Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.