What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

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Both have had to adjust for inflation.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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Long time, no see.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

200 Mile Jokes More 200 Mile Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.