What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!