Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.