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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"