Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.