Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.