Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.