What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.