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What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

Osama Bin Latte

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

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Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.