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What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What's the capital of Afghanistan?

KABOOM!!

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

Because of the tally-ban

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.