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What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.