What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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What's the capital of Afghanistan?

KABOOM!!

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

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What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos