Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

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WhatsApp and SMS?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!