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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

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Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!