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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.