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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.