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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

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Logger-rhythms.

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What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.