Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.