Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
Because they're rated
It was rated out of five.
Because it was rated R.
Rated movies.
Eh. Sew-sew.
Logger-rhythms.
PG-13
Rate!!!
It was rated PG-13.
Aushwitz, 6 million stars.
ARRRR Rated Movies!
Because it was rated "PG"
It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Because it was pi-rated.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
PG-13!
Rated movies
Batman
Quija-13
BAAA
I guess it's too grue-some.
9/11
Nine and three quarters.
Because it was rated arrr!
Because 10 9 8
Because 7 8 9.
Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.
Barbers.
Because it's eight more.
69 for midgets
A buck an ear.
Aye Matey!
Is it about black people
Cornography
Papal
They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
He wasn't cut out for this.
With a pair of caesars