Rate Jokes

Because they're rated

It was rated out of five.

Because it was rated R.

Eh. Sew-sew.

Logger-rhythms.

It was rated PG-13.

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Because it was rated "PG"

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Because it was pi-rated.

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Rated movies

I guess it's too grue-some.

Nine and three quarters.

Because it was rated arrr!

Because seven ate nine.

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

He gets stumped.

Rated movies

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Parental Guidance.

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Give the criminals badges.

An "A" frame...

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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