Rate Jokes

Because they're rated

It was rated out of five.

Because it was rated R.

Eh. Sew-sew.

Logger-rhythms.

It was rated PG-13.

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Because it was rated "PG"

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Because it was pi-rated.

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Rated movies

I guess it's too grue-some.

Nine and three quarters.

Because it was rated arrr!

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

He gets stumped.

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Through the Electoral College.

He's taking over the Poles.

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Because they wooden go.

Whittle by whittle.

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

I dunno, i just click submit

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