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Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Because they're rated

It was rated out of five.

Because it was rated R.

Rated movies.

Eh. Sew-sew.

Logger-rhythms.

It was rated PG-13.

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Because it was rated "PG"

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Because it was pi-rated.

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Rated movies

I guess it's too grue-some.

Nine and three quarters.

Because it was rated arrr!

Because 10 9 8

Because 7 8 9.

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Because it's eight more.

69 for midgets

A buck an ear.

Is it about black people

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

He wasn't cut out for this.

With a pair of caesars

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