Rated movies.
Rated movies
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
Watch your step!
All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."
Because it was rated R.
PG-13!
Because it was PG
Because it was rated "PG"
Because he was in de-Nile
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
Quija-13
The black one always dies first.
Because it's always burned at the stake
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Ahoy M-80
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!