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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

Rep-tiles.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Pirate Movie Jokes More Pirate Movie Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

Horror Movie Jokes More Horror Movie Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

R Jokes More R Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.