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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil...

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

Ssh bby is ok

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

R Jokes More R Jokes

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Horror Movie Jokes More Horror Movie Jokes

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.