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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

Pg Jokes More Pg Jokes

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Pirate Movie Jokes More Pirate Movie Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal