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Arrr Jokes More Arrr Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys!

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Rate Jokes More Rate Jokes

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman