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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

Pg Jokes More Pg Jokes

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Pirate Movie Jokes More Pirate Movie Jokes

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.