Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER