What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil