What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today