What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.