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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?

Boy do we have problems.