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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.