Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Font Jokes More Font Jokes

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.