Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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Say "GAH".

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X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What is the empire's favorite kind of font?

Sans Scarif

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What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.