Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Font Jokes More Font Jokes

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

What is the empire's favorite kind of font?

Sans Scarif

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex