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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Font Jokes More Font Jokes

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.