Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Font Jokes More Font Jokes

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football