Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game?

Marsh-Mellows

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Font Jokes More Font Jokes

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What is the empire's favorite kind of font?

Sans Scarif

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.