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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?

Stevie Wonder

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

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Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.