Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8