Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.