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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.