Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8