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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids