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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.