What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.