What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit?

RIP my E-brake

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.