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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Lsd Jokes More Lsd Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time