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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia