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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt