What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!