What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!