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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.