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What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What do you call an online relationship?

E-bae...

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Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

And

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.