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What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.