They think Cast is spelled with an e.
An e-mergency.
E-gypt
No connection
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
A Juand
MOVIES!
Def Leppard
I don't care.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?