What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

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How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them