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What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.