MOVIES!
Bark Roofalo
If you break a leg, you get cast
All of them.
Shaking Bad.
A Juand
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
I wouldn't shoot heroin.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
Cast Away
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
His leg was in a cast.
A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)
He was a boar.
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
You get repercussions
They lack the element of supplies
The element of some fries.
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
Neck-romance-y.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
A sense of humor.
Halloumi!
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Because it is the capital of England.
