Cast Jokes

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

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Who did they cast as The Hulk"s dog?

Bark Roofalo

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

All of them.

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Who's there! Barbie! Barbie who?

Barbie Q!

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.