MOVIES!
Bark Roofalo
If you break a leg, you get cast
All of them.
A Juand
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
Cast Away
His leg was in a cast.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Got so excited she wet her plants.
Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Barium.
Half a cat
I, 4-1, know we won't win.
Because Ken came in a different box.
HOWAREYOUKEN?!
The Wii hours of the morning.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
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They prefer to use Norse code.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
One.
