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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

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Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.