What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!