Injure Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance!

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Newfie Jokes More Newfie Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.