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Injure Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance!

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Newfie Jokes More Newfie Jokes

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

Bruise Jokes More Bruise Jokes

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights