Bruised Lee
Carpool tunnels
I falafel.
The somnambulance.
Tweetment!
In an antbulance!
Why don't you try icing it
Cast Away
He fell out of the tree
He injured his spline!
A hobblin' goblin
Sheet
A baby falling out of an airplane.
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
Pollywood!
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
Justin Beaver
He'd rather spend his money on a forty
Because he would just go home and master bait.
Me: Tim.
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
