Injure Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance!

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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He had carpool tunnel

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

List Jokes More List Jokes

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Newfie Jokes More Newfie Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC