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What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

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What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!