What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.