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Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

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Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!