They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
Because they were cutting corners.
Radical
They're always eager for more on their pate.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Sewercide