He went back to square one....
He was a square.
Because they were cutting corners.
Radical
Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!
Pop-tart.
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
You're out of shape.
You're outta line!
Hopscotts.
2 squared!
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
Nothing.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
About three pounds, including the urn.
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
A master baiter
They're always switching their tails!
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.
H2 Oh!
4 the home team
Yule ln!
Cuz you my BOO
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.