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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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He went back to square one....
He was a square.
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
Because they were cutting corners.
You square them.
Radical
Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!
Pop-tart.
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
You're out of shape.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
You're outta line!
Hopscotts.
2 squared!
Because its hard to run in squares!
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
Nothing.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
Oxnard, CA
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
A full set of teeth.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
They are both unlike radicals.
I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense
You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
About 5 drinks
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
A Piano.
Me 30 minutes into dieting
Sunburned armpits.
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
