He went back to square one....
He was a square.
Because they were cutting corners.
Radical
Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!
Pop-tart.
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
You're out of shape.
You're outta line!
Hopscotts.
2 squared!
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
Nothing.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
TransRachel - credit Jennie
They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag
GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
He's writing an Algorithm!
She would always let it go.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Hey, we should get together and square dance!
With a square Dance!
Beer.
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Fondue
Because they are planted in the spring!
To get to the other side.
Planck!*
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
