What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

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Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

What did the square say to the root?

Radical