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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What's the difference between Pokémon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon Go always goes down on me

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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What did the square say to the root?

Radical

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!