What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What did the square say to the root?

Radical

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.