What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.