He went back to square one....
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
It staged a coup
It fro's up.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
He dumped his girlfriend
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
He was a square.