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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox