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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Fist Fight Jokes More Fist Fight Jokes

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox