Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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It's only SPF

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They both hand out long sentences.

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He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

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NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

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You're a day late and a dolla short!

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox