Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Fist Fight Jokes More Fist Fight Jokes

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.