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What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.