How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.