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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What did the pirate photographer say?

Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Noon Jokes More Noon Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!