How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.