How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.