The screen stays black when you check the time.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)
I'm Thor
When the big hand touches the little hand
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
He replied......It's hard
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
It's already run out of battery.
Don't worry, they will tell you.
A lunchbox
Because he's a Wino-saur!
